Once upon a time, there lived a woman named Julia Grover and a man named Rupert Follehomme. Julia was a computer scientist who had been raised by her loving grandparents after her parents died in a tragic incident involving a trumpeter swan and a jet-ski. Rupert was a madman who had once controlled an evil society. Through a chaotic and confusing series of events, Julia and Rupert met. They knew from the moment that they set eyes on one another that they were soul mates. Julia even forgave Rupert for murdering her grandfather.
Many years later...
Julia and Rupert have had a son. His name is Eugene. He is now eighteen.* Eugene is driving drunk and hits his parents as they frolic down the street hand in hand. Julia dies, and Rupert joins MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving). He convinces Rick Astley to join MADD as well.
Then a meteor hits the earth and the dinosaurs return. Humans die by dino or meteor, go to live with Hitler in the center of the earth, or join Eugene in trying to repopulate the world. Eugene realizes the futility of his goal and instead plots to overthrow Hitler. Just in time, the Brigators show up from the past and help him defeat Hitler. After his victory, Eugene sets up a new order in the center of the earth, and everyone lives happily ever after, including the small clan of civilized sasquatches that they allow to take up residence in their subterranean world.
*Everything after this point is verbatim what I originally wrote down from our ramblings except for the fact that Julia and Rupert now have names.
2 comments:
I--- just wanna tell you what I'm feelin', just want to make you... understand:
I think it is time to work on the Conspiracy some more.
Definitely. I don't have much time before musical insanity starts, and from that point until the end of the school year I'll have a hectic schedule fairly consistently, so I want to get as much done as possible before then.
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